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Kardashian: The Musical - Drag Race S9 Nail Art

Hey Kitty Girls!

Drag Race is back bitches! Sure, it's been airing for over a month now, but this week felt like the show I know and love. We got a mini challenge! The Pit Crew were there! Celebrities waving back, it's like a dream come true!

Also we got drama and entertaintment in the form of Kardashian: The Musical, and Alexis Michelle's casting choices. I mean... tell me it wasn't strategic to give the girl who can't lip sync the main role?

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Nina moaned over not getting Blac Chyna for the entire damn episode, while Shea slayed the house down boots with her charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent with a show stealing Blac Chyna, a neon monster runway, and this legendary moment that even had Ru gagged:

The runway was Faux Fur and was again full of hits (Aja, Shea) and misses (Trinity, Alexis) and I've picked two faves and one fail to recreate on my nails!

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Aja - Faux Fur Runway

Aja looked gorgeous on the runway this week! Softer makeup, pastel hair and sub-zero slut couture seriously suits her. I love the contrast of the soft stark white fur and holo harness and panties. More of this please Aja!

What I used:

  • Emily de Molly - Love Among the Runes
  • Hollish - Murder on the Dancefloor
  • Glittering Elements - Angel Wing Dust*
  • Essie - No Place Like Chrome
  • White Flocking Powder

Peppermint - Faux Fur Runway

Da fuq was this mess Peppermint? The pompom coat is cute, the sequins top is cute, but the hair? That skirt?! Oh honey no. I adore Miss Peppermint, but her looks have been questionable so far. 

What I used:

  • Gracefull Nail Polish - Emma*
  • Powder Perfect - Pale Pink Stamping Polish*
  • Hollish - Murder on the Dancefloor
  • Bella Belle Nail Couture - Aurora
  • MoYou - Holy Shapes 09 Stamping Plate

Shea Coulee - Faux Fur Runway

YAS BITCH YAS! This look is e v e r y t h i n g. Neon monster on the runway, with a cute little faux fur shrug and a damn tennis visor, this still has me gagged a full week later. Crown her now.

What I used:

  • Powder Perfect - Whataboutery*
  • Emily de Molly - Swing Error
  • Pretty Serious - Stud Muffin
  • Gracefull Nail Polish - Amazin'*
  • Picture Polish - Bonbon
  • Celestial Cosmetics - Riding the Yule Tide
  • Pretty Serious - Absence
  • Essie - No Place Like Chrome
  • China Glaze - I'm With the Lifeguard
  • ILNP - 1UP
Yes, that took me a damn long time and I am not removing it until it starts chipping. 

Last week's lip sync (courtesy of the garbage guest judge Meghan Trainor) was barely memorable  - Cynthia did it in her underwear looking the damn fool (and of course didn't know the words), and Farrah was only operating at about 80%. I could barely pick a winner between them, and it wasn't tragic enough for a double sashay.

In a brilliant piece of deus ex machina, a producer enters and takes Ru away, she returns with a surprise sashay - Eureka? She's torn her ACL and needs medical attention, with an open invite to Season 10. Hopefully with less bread loaf hair.

This week - Snatch Game! My body is ready. Take me there!

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