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She Done Already Done Brought It On - Drag Race S9 Nail Art

Hey kitty girls!

I think Trinity Taylor best sums up my feelings about last weeks episode (episode 2):

Ahhh omg yasss... noooo shit... halp no wait I'm OK
The return of cucu Cynthia Lee Fontaine was no surprise so I'm glad they got it over with in the first millisecond of the episode. Seems not much has changed with her (health issues aside), the cucus were running wild and I'm not sure how much longer I can deal.

Lisa Kudrow turned up and spouted a catchphrase in one of the most awkward workroom visits I've seen - why was she there again?

The cheerleading challenge consumed the episode, and while it brought some welcome drama - and iconic gif-able moments - it was so poorly shot and presented I had no fucking idea what was going on.

Will the runway save us?
With a theme like White Party Realness, probably not. White is just not a theme I can get behind, and aside from a few standouts (Valentina! Farrah!) it was overall... ehhhh. Special mention has to go to Nina Bo'Nina Brown and her titty and ass slapping walk which gave me enough life to forgive the runway theme.

Click on any image for a closer look

Charlie Hides - White Party Realness Runway

Charlie's ice queen was good, but the cheap looking giant diamante on her chest was so out of place and tacky. I lived for the chunky metallic bangle contraption - maybe because it wasn't white?

What I used:
  • ILNP - Hush
  • Pretty Serious - Presence
  • Emily de Molly - Emmy
  • Born Pretty Store - White Mylar Flakes*

Nina bo'Nina Brown - White Party Realness Runway

The look was basic but the walk sold it. I'm already stanning for Nina and if she can turn out a body suit and ripped fishnets then please give me MORE!

What I used:
  • Bettie Pain Polish - The Cat's Meow
  • Pretty Serious - Presence
  • Powder Perfect - Turtledoves
  • ILNP - My Little Glacier

Shea Coulee - White Party Realness Runway

I really wanted to love this, but I just can't with the cage bra. The bodysuit is so great on it's own, there had to have been a better accessory to pair with it? That hair though! 😱 Perfection.

What I used:
  • Glittering Elements - SBLE2007
  • Powder Perfect - White Stamping Polish*
  • MoYou - Holy Shapes 02
  • Emily de Molly - EDM03 Stamping Plate

Now I gotta bail like Jaymes and Kimora did on that lip sync. What the fuck song did they think they were lip syncing? Fred Schneider was sitting still behind a desk and blew them both away.

Farewell Jaymes Mansfield, we hardly knew ya. No really. I have no idea who Jaymes Mansfield is after her run on drag race, but I hear her drag herstory lessons on Youtube are unmissable. Educate my sister.

Disclosure: *Products in this post were provided as press samples, which in no way affected my opinion of the product. 

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